Wikipedia can be a such a time suck if you're easily distracted. Especially when you come across deleted articles with freaky titles. As the title says, a list of Wikipedia articles that actually existed at one point and have been deleted. Such useful classics as “An old dude who lives in Central America” and “Put that cookie down.” Not to be confused with Unusual Articles, which are oddball Wikipedia articles that actually exist, or the list of really, really, really stupid article ideas that you really, really, really should not create. Disclaimer: Since this is Wikipedia, it should be noted that some of the content there is a bit not-safe-for-work.