We’re only as good as our team, and they’re pretty awesome. Whenever we bring on a new team member, we like to introduce them (see all of our past team member introductions here). This month, we’d like to introduce you to one of our new helpdesk consultants, Paul Viscetto.

• Name, and title and (to quote Office Space) “What would you say you do here?”: My name is Paul Viscetto, I am a Helpdesk Consultant, and I do the calls chats and emails ‘round here.
• Hometown and how did you end up where you are? I grew up in Grants Pass, Oregon, and live here still after a little travelling.
• What do you do for fun in your spare time? I play video games, Magic: The Gathering, and am a drummer (Editor’s note: Paul is now the third drummer in the office, after Jake and Connor)
• What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Probably cleaning the bathroom.
• If you had to pick one word to describe yourself, what would it be? Driven
• If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? It would have to be one of the comedic greats: Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, George Carlin, or Bill Hicks.
• Choose a movie title for the story of your life. There and back again, a human’s tale
• What do you want to be when you grow up? A Pro Magic player.
• If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? Probably teleportation. Travelling is expensive and time consuming.
• What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your life? Lived
• If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be and why? Probably a bird, or a whale. Either would give a very unique experience.
• What is the worst pet you have ever had? We fostered a ferret for about a week. Do not recommend.
• How do you get your caffeine? Coffee and the occasional energy drink.
• If you were on an island and could only bring three things, what would you bring? I would bring three magic lamps, because nine wishes seem pretty good.
• Where’s Waldo? On a beach in Mexico.
• A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? He is here to tell me he found Waldo on that beach in Mexico!
• If I opened your fridge, what would I see? Loose Potatoes, exclusively.
• Here’s $20. What are you going to do with it? Probably lunch.