Meet a Team Member: Ryan Shipley

We’re only as good as our team, and they’re pretty awesome. Whenever we bring on a new team member, we like to introduce them (see all of our past team member introductions here). This month, we introduce you to our newest member of our helpdesk team, all way from Paris (not France), Ryan Shipley.

  • Name, and title and (to quote Office Space) “What would you say you do here?”  Ryan Shipley, Helpdesk, The Online Janitor
  • Hometown and how did you end up where you are? Greenville, Texas. I ended up at Paris, Texas after meeting my wife.
  • How did you end up at Weston? I was exploring remote positions and I found the job posting.
  • Favorite part about Weston? The 1-hour lunch break
  • What do you do for fun in your spare time? Binge old shows I missed out on growing up , playing games, and traveling.
  • What do in your spare time that nobody would guess? Get pedicures with my wife.
  • If you could witness any event past, present or future, what would it be? Discovering a way to upload your consciousness.
  • What chore do you absolutely hate doing? Cleaning my cats litter box
  • If you had to pick one word to describe yourself, what would it be? Curious
  • If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would you meet? Arthur Clarke.
  • Choose a movie title for the story of your life. Never Ending Story
  • If there was a movie produced about your life, who would play you and why? Ryan Reynolds. He’s also a Ryan.
  • What do you want to be when you grow up? Rich
  • If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose? The ability to create any matter (I would just make money).
  • What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your life? Saved A kid from being stalked by a creeper.
  • If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be? Brock (To increase my pay and not work for that week)
  • If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be and why? A bird, So I could fly anywhere
  • What is the worst pet you have ever had? Rats
  • How do you get your caffeine? Coffee
  • What’s the strangest talent you have? My selective hearing.
  • If you were on an island and could only bring three things, what would you bring? My Laptop, Charger, Solar Battery Bank
  • Where’s Waldo? I don’t know but Jake knows. Jake Editor’s Note: No, Jake doesn’t know where to find him, but he has some theories.
  • A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here? *Squawks* Then *Runs away* after I say “Hello”
  • If I opened your fridge, what would I see? Meat, Cheese and Milk
  • Here’s $20. What are you going to do with it? Put it towards gas.
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